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Chris Brown Carries On Wi' Garage Sale Despite Police’s Attempt t'Shut It Down

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Local cops have cited permit violation t’pre’ent thar ‘Kiss Kiss’ singer from stagin’ ye sale outside his Tarzana home, but his lawyer insists that he’s doin’ nothin’ wrong.

Nov 7, 2019

– Police officials have been port powerless after failin’ t’pre’ent Chris Brown from stagin’ a garage sale outside his Tarzana, California home.
Yonder singer ad’ertised thar yard sale on Twitter on Tuesday, No’ember 05, re’ealin’ he’d be sellin’ off all kinds o’personal stuff an’ designer items at marked-down prices from 10 A.M. on Wednesday.

Yonder announcement irked local cops who tried t’shut ye sale down, citin’ a permit violation, but they came up against Brown’s lawyer, who informed them he was doin’ nothin’ wrong an’ yonder sale went ahead, wi’ fans linin’ up o’ernight t’grab t’early bird bargains.
T’ yard sale on Citrus Ridge Dri’e will continue until 7 P.M., wi’ yonder “Kiss Kiss” singer’s security team allowin’ 10 bargain hunters onto thar star’s property at a time.
It’s still not clear if Brown be at home.

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