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Ye USMNT Be An Absolute Joke, An' It’s All U.S. Soccer’s Fault

T' USMNT Be An Absolute Joke, An' It’s All U.S. Soccer’s Fault

Thar’s a good chance that a significant number o'people readin' this article weren’t even ali'e yonder last time Canada beat thar United States in soccer, on April 2, 1985. Thirty-four years later, an' almost exactly two years since ye atrocity in Cou'a, yonder USMNT has once again fallen t'our neighbors …

Wha' Art Briles Brought T' Ye Town That Ne'er Asked Fer Him

Wha' Art Briles Brought T' Yonder Town That Ne'er Asked Fer Him

MOUNT VERNON, Texas – Thar had ne'er been a line like this before. Not here, at least. It was ridiculous, obscene. Yonder first people in line queued up jus' before 4:30 p.m. They stood thar, up against yonder closed ticket window, huddlin' underneath yonder small awnin' as it poured rain, …

I Hunted Down Rihanna’s Perfume T' See If It’s Worth It

I Hunted Down Rihanna’s Perfume T' See If It’s Worth It

It’s not really a no'el concept that anythin' Rihanna has, people want. It has been t'crux o'yonder success o'se'eral o'her business ventures: t'rust that people be magnetized t'whate'er be on Rihanna. I find this true fer myself, as I am glued t'her YouTube video tutorials on how t'apply Fenty cosmetics …

Halsey on Crowd’s Reaction t'Her 2018 Women’s March Speech: I Felt Defeated

Halsey on Crowd’s Reaction t'Her 2018 Women’s March Speech: I Felt Defeated

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Recallin' yonder time she gave an inspirational address in front o'2,000 people, thar ‘Without Me’ singer says in a new inter'iew that ‘no 'un was listenin' or payin' attention.’

Oct 15, 2019

AceShowbiz – Halsey felt “defeated” after her sexual assault confessional at t'2018 Women’s March failed t'capture …

Elton John Applauds Ellen DeGeneres fer Her Defiance Amid George W. Bush Friendship Backlash

Elton John Applauds Ellen DeGeneres fer Her Defiance Amid George W. Bush Friendship Backlash

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Yonder ‘Findin' Dory’ star herself has pre'iously addressed yonder contro'ersy by remindin' people that it be OK t'be friends wi' people who do not share same beliefs.

Oct 15, 2019

AceShowbiz – Elton John be full o'admiration fer his pal Ellen DeGeneres, after she stood up t'critics …

Did Cody Simpson Jus' Re'eal He Mo'es in T'gether Wi' Miley Cyrus?

Did Cody Simpson Jus' Re'eal He Mo'es in T'gether Wi' Miley Cyrus?

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Ye 22-year-old Australian star makes people wonder whether he has mo'ed in t'gether wi' his songstress strumpet due t'his latest post on Instagram Stories.

Oct 16, 2019

AceShowbiz – It looks like Cody Simpson an' Miley Cyrus have taken their relationship t'har next le'el. Thar Aussie hunk …

Jackson'ille mass shootin' reportedly takes place at Madden tournament

Jackson'ille mass shootin' reportedly takes place at Madden tournament

August 26, 2018

A shootin' that took place in Jackson'ille at t'site o'a video game tournament on Sunday has reportedly port at least four people dead an' 11 wounded.
WJXT-TV in Jackson'ille reports that a gunman opened fire inside a game room in an area known as Jackson'ille Landin'. A …

Jennifer Aniston Literally Broke Instagram Wi' Her Stuff Debut

Jennifer Aniston Literally Broke Instagram Wi' Her Stuff Debut

Were ye 'un o'thar people who woke up, opened yer Instagram app an' saw ye news that our fa'orite Friends star had finally joined t' photo-sharin' platform but were met wi' issues when tryin' t'follow her?
That’s because Jennifer Aniston quite literally broke Instagram this mornin' wi' her stuff debut. …

Kanye West Slammed fer Insensiti'e Sla'ery Remark at Howard Uni'ersity’s Sunday Ser'ice

Kanye West Slammed fer Insensiti'e Sla'ery Remark at Howard Uni'ersity’s Sunday Ser'ice

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T' ‘I Am a God’ rapper makes a bafflin' joke about black people durin' his latest Sunday Ser'ice, a year after he offended people wi' his ‘sla'ery was a choice’ comment.

Oct 14, 2019

AceShowbiz – Kanye West apparently hasn’t learned his lesson after landin' in hot …

E'erythin' Ye Wanted T' Know About Trump’s Impeachment This Week But Were Too Dumb T' Ask

E'erythin' Ye Wanted T' Know About Trump’s Impeachment This Week But Were Too Dumb T' Ask

Axios be out wi' a story today about how impeachment, it be goin' very fast, wi' people in Congress e'ery single day testifyin' about how Donald Trump be a bad criminal stupid idiot man unfit t'be president. Some stuff has leaked from ye past couple days o'testimony, from former Ukraine …

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