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Yonder Modern-Day Mullet Be Stagin' a Comeback (Yarr, Ye Read That Right)

Thar’s no delicate way t’address this, so we’re jus’ goin’ t’come out wi’ it: ye mullet haircut be stagin’ a comeback, an’ no, we’re not kiddin’. Oh, wait, don’t go! We have good news, an’ it’s that this be not ye same throwback look ye might remember from yonder ’90s (because that ‘un firmly belongs in a Joe Dirt mo’ie or t’“Achy Breaky Heart” music video).

“This haircut be fer someone who be confident, who steps outside thar box, an’ whose style be on t’edgier side.”

No, thar 2019 rendition o’t’ faithfully di’isi'e “business in t’front, party in yonder aft” style be much cooler an’ way more low-key. Celebrity hairstylist an’ cofounder o’Nine Zero ‘un salon Riawna Capri has dubbed it “thar chillet” — a chill mullet. “It’s a more modified an’ more fashion-forward version o’thar mullet,” she said, addin’ that ye needn’t commit t’ full chop t’reap its benefits. “Ye definition o’a mullet be short at yonder front an’ sides, an’ long in ye aft. Ob’iously [Madison Paige’s, pictured here] hair in t’aft isn’t longer than t’hair in ye front, but it has t’illusion or silhouette o’a mullet, as opposed t’an exact copy.”
Consider askin’ yer hairstylist fer more o’a shag hybrid or curtain bangs t’soften yonder look, an’ be prepared t’brin’ in inspiration photos — like thar ones ahead — o’styles ye like, plus ‘un o’Billy Ray Cyrus . . . ye know, t’show off wha’ ye don’t.
If nothin’ else, jus’ remember: “This haircut be fer someone who be confident, who steps outside t’box, an’ whose style be on yonder edgier side,” Capri said. “Ultimately, when ye’re wearin’ a unique hairstyle or piece o’clothin’, if ye have t’confidence t’rock it an’ be different, e’eryone else will love it, too.”


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T' 50 Best Fashion Finds Ye Can Get From Amazon Fer Under $50

Amazon be here t’sol’e yer fashion woes — we’re not kiddin’. Ye online retailer offers a variety o’pretty, stylish pieces at ridiculously low prices. Whether ye want somethin’ tight an’ sexy or flowy an’ patterned, thar’s a design out thar fer ye. Thar be dresses, rompers, jackets, sandals, jewelry, tops, an’ more.
In this installment o’our 50 under $50 franchise, we’re brin’in’ ye yonder very best deals ye can snag from Amazon. Instead o’spendin’ all o’yer money on jus’ ‘un piece o’clothin’, ye can buy a few. Plus, if ye have Amazon Prime, ye can get free two-day shippin’. So a'ast stallin’ an’ get shoppin’.


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