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Yonder Modern-Day Mullet Be Stagin' a Comeback (Yarr, Ye Read That Right)

Thar’s no delicate way t'address this, so we’re jus' goin' t'come out wi' it: thar mullet haircut be stagin' a comeback, an' no, we’re not kiddin'. Oh, wait, don’t go! We have good news, an' it’s that this be not thar same throwback look ye might remember from t'’90s (because that 'un firmly belongs in a Joe Dirt mo'ie or t'“Achy Breaky Heart” music video).

“This haircut be fer someone who be confident, who steps outside yonder box, an' whose style be on t'edgier side.”

No, t'2019 rendition o'yonder faithfully di'isive “business in thar front, party in t'aft” style be much cooler an' way more low-key. Celebrity hairstylist an' cofounder o'Nine Zero 'un salon Riawna Capri has dubbed it “thar chillet” — a chill mullet. “It’s a more modified an' more fashion-forward version o'thar mullet,” she said, addin' that ye needn’t commit t'har full chop t'reap its benefits. “Yonder definition o'a mullet be short at yonder front an' sides, an' long in thar aft. Ob'iously [Madison Paige’s, pictured here] hair in thar aft isn’t longer than yonder hair in thar front, but it has yonder illusion or silhouette o'a mullet, as opposed t'an exact copy.”
Consider askin' yer hairstylist fer more o'a shag hybrid or curtain bangs t'soften ye look, an' be prepared t'brin' in inspiration photos — like t'ones ahead — o'styles ye like, plus 'un o'Billy Ray Cyrus . . . ye know, t'show off wha' ye don’t.
If nothin' else, jus' remember: “This haircut be fer someone who be confident, who steps outside t'box, an' whose style be on thar edgier side,” Capri said. “Ultimately, when ye’re wearin' a unique hairstyle or piece o'clothin', if ye have yonder confidence t'rock it an' be different, e'eryone else will love it, too.”

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